… from the Edinburgh fringe festival….
- 10: “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn’t fancy her chances.”
– Nish Kumar - 9: “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.”
– Lou Sanders - 8: “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
– Stewart Francis - 7: “Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.”
– George Ryegold - 6: “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”
– Tim Vine - 5: “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know Y.”
– Chris Turner - 4: “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”
– Rob Beckett - 3: “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
– Will Marsh - 2: “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”
– Tim Vine - 1: “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
– Stewart Francis
