Clearly this couple slept through the birds and the bees chat...
WARNING ADULT CONTENT
The recent case of a twentysomething couple from China, who couldn’t quite understand why they were unable to get pregnant after Four years of trying, may in fact be the most hilarious reason as to why a couple of humans were unable to create another human we've ever heard.
We'll skip a lot of the back story shall we? And just cut to the part where the couple were fed up with unable to become pregnant and went to see an obstetrician, as reported by Metro.
Now, by this stage, after Four years of trying, you'd think the couple would've tried everything... Wrong.
During a discussion with the obstetrician, in which they complained about regular sex having failed to lead to a pregnancy, the wife also complained she was finding sexual intercourse to be very, very painful.
So, thinking that she may have a gynecological problem, an examination was conducted.
And from this examination, it was established that the couple had never once had vaginal intercourse... not a single time.
This understandably raised eyebrow's around the obstetrician office... and it was quickly soon after discovered that the couple had actually been having anal intercourse the entire time.
It’s not clear how or why the couple had continuously made this same mistake for FOUR consecutive years.
Either way, anyone familiar with the birds and the bees can tell you this IS NOT the way you get pregnant.
This story does have a happy ending though!
After getting some advice and being handed a pamphlet, they were sent home.
A few months later, they managed to successfully conceive, and sent the obstetrician 100 eggs and a live hen as a thank you.
After all that, we really hope raising their child won’t be as big a pain in the...
