“As long as a cucumber, a bottle of wine and even large loaf of bread.”
Jonah Falcon is his name... And he has gone on record as saying something most lads would never dare say...
He claims, his... 'Manhood' is just too damn big. So big in fact it's ruining his career as a professional actor!
The 47-Year olf Hollywood man claims his member is “as long as a cucumber, a bottle of wine and even large loaf of bread.”
Daily Star are reporting that Falcon's appendage has made him famous among the Hollywood elite, it has also at the same time prevented him from being cast in a major role.
While he might not be cast in any Oscar-winning picture in the near future, Falcon is at least putting his best asset to use by taking Oscar winners to pound town with it.
“I can’t even say if it was men or women,” Falcon said. “Most of the time they sought me out. One or two of them were at parties. I’m a unique property I guess.”
Falcon added that he might produce his own movie one day, and if that actually comes to fruition, he’s going to do a full frontal scene in it because “that’s what people want.”
Let’s hope everything works out for him!
As for his little (big) problem... well maybe we aren't sure how to help you there Jonah!
