“If I say jump, you say how high princess?”
We guess all couples are different, in that they each follow their own set of guidelines as to what constitutes appropriate behaviour.
Sometimes one half of the couple is more controlling than the other, and sometimes both parties are pretty understanding that everyone needs their own space sometimes.
However one woman has decided to make a 22-point list to remind her partner of all the things he is and isn't allowed to do, should he just happen to forget.
The “contract” was discovered by Twitter user @kkeyes96 who later posted it online.
“Some poor guy traded in his car and he had a contract from his girlfriend in it,” the tweet read.


From “you are not allowed to drink unless I am with you” to “I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please,” to ''You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back'' the list had social media users terrified.
Bored Panda reports that one user wrote: “Yikes, get a new girlfriend.”
Another said: “If you have to preserve possible evidence about your girlfriend, you have the wrong girlfriend. Just walk away.”
Another user suggested: “Guessing he cheated, and this is the negotiation after.”
Yet another replied: “She sounds crazy but it also sounds like he cheated and she took him back.”
Whatever the reason... we hope this list is now in the bin! No relationship should ever operate like that.